Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event

While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.

Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.

by hazeyez October 16, 2022

Anal so hard

when you get deep dicked in the ass and it hurts to walk after

man my gf gave me anal so hard

by TheOGPhoenixV1 May 14, 2022

Anal

When you fuck someone or something in the ass for sexual pleasure

OMG DID YOU HEAR THAT THE TERRORIST GROUP ANTIFA GANG RAPED QUANTAVION DINGLETONS CAPYBARA,THEY DID ANAL WITH IT!

by quantavion dingleton May 17, 2022

Anal

Eating lots of food

Me and my sister love anal

by anonymous May 17, 2022

Anal anihalation

When someone's ass gets destroyed during Anal.

Person 1:Where's your mom?
Person 2: Recovering from anal anihalation.

by anonymous May 18, 2022

Anal

Why would you search up anal bro, you already KNOW what it is, go do your homework

"Some dude wanted to know what Anal is, can you imagine?"

by somegaydudeidk May 22, 2022

anal blockade

Blocking the anus of someone and not letting anything pass through, while forcing other things out of the person (e.g. shit, from the mouth or the nose as there isn't any alternate path for the shit to go out.

James couldn't get the last piece of shit out of his anus, so he went through the night with anal blockade.

by Trxllxd May 29, 2022