Busboy Blue Balls

when, at the end of the night, a busboy has three tables left to bus. you're excited when one table gets up to leave, but then two more come walking in right as you finish bussing the table. you then get the feeling that you're so close but never gonna finish, hence the term "blue balls"

Dude, I was two tables way from leaving but right as I finished the last one a freakin' walked in. I don't think I'm gonna be able to come tonight. Busboy blue balls is killin me.

by Brooks717 December 13, 2010

true blue aussie

Someone born and raised in the country of Australia by parents born and raised in Australia by Australian parents, and who values and keeps original Australian traditions at least prior to the 1970's.

We're a dying breed, us true blue aussies, they're selling us out like sponge cakes!

by nnifrsjvigtnns November 26, 2016

Left me on blue

When you are an iPhone user and you text someone and they never texted back

Damn, I was wanting to hang out but dude left me on blue

by Shapeshifter/guardians 1111 April 29, 2020

Blue face baby

Yea yea ‘aight

Memer #1: Blue face baby
Memer #2: yea yea ‘aight

by MEMZZZZZ October 11, 2019

kiss of the blue dragon

Describes the incident in which you sit down in a port-a-shitter to take a dump and the sudden impact of your feces hitting the water causes an unsuspected tongue of blue fluid to leap up and lick your grundle.

Bob: hey man, how'd everything come out after that MRE?

Joe: terrible man, I shit a brick and the kiss of the blue dragon splashed my dick.

by hambone11 December 25, 2012

Blue Peter Presenter

A very pleasant individual, who is good looking, has nice teeth and hair, and a great dress sense, but is ultimately a bit of a boring toff.

Man, I would fuck his girlfriend! Shame she's a Blue Peter Presenter though.

by Bungle123 March 15, 2009

snowy morning blues

When you wake up in the morning after a one night stand if the girl has to stay because of a snow storm, you play an annoying song, such as snowy morning blues, repetitively to make sure she wont come back.

Guy 1: Dude why were you still with that chick from 2 nights ago last night?

Guy 2: There was a snow storm and she couldn't get out of my house.

Guy 3: Bro you should have just given her a case of the snowy morning blues.

by Bob Jenkins & Bosco October 6, 2010