Brazilian bear trap

Inviting a person to sit upon one’s lap, only to move one’s legs out of the way, making the other person sit on one’s genitals

Yesterday I tricked Alex into sitting on my balls with a Brazilian bear trap

by Qwsdfvbni June 23, 2023

2 bears one cave

2 hairy men indulging in sexual intercourse in a dark damp cold environment

Wanna come play 2 bears one cave with me I always win.

by The Mottanator 400 December 1, 2023

Teddy Bear

A nice gift to give to a lover or a crush and is only bad if said crush takes that bear and leaves to never talk again to said giver

Dude I really wish I would have gave her another teddy bear

by Ganghisgan June 29, 2021

Bear’s Nose

When you’re pushing for a dump but you’ve gotta hold it, and it’s just poking out. That’s a bear’s nose.

Dude 1: Are we almost there, I’ve gotta bear’s nose going on.

by Dudeson May 13, 2023

Bear Grilled

Food that's been burnt to the extreme.

Mate you've well overdone that bacon, it looks like burnt shit.

Indeed. 'Bear Grilled'. :/

by CorbyCorbett June 19, 2014

Find Bears

another way of saying sex in the company of friends who know his phrase, making it harder for a teacher to understand your perverted jokes. This phrase is not connected to a bear, since this is a generict heterosexual or homosexual phrase.

Man, I'm so bored.
Lets go find bears!

by fakjbf February 19, 2011

Hunny bear

Someone who is into really kinky sex dresses up in a bear costume and pours honey all over themselve then the male jerks off and giver her his honey

lets go to the bedroom and dress up as a hunny bear for kinky sex

by MrBool12 October 3, 2018