Slap my squirrel

A man masturbating.

Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!

by C.M. Alva September 25, 2010

smoke slap

The act of blowing smoke in a person's face so as to challenge them to a smoke duel.

Aww shit. That bitch just got smoke slapped.

by r4jd November 20, 2010

Nut Slap

The act of nutting in your hand and slapping it across your bitches face

Man Kyle last night nut slapped me so hard

by Nutslapyogirl December 17, 2019

National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo

Jamie got slapped

Bob: Jamie let me slap u

Jamie: why

Bob: Because it’s National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo
Jamie: fair

by Aa.ron45 January 2, 2023

European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock

I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!

by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021

slap happy grandpappy

in a forced alliance of marriage with your big fat granny.
unfunny at times but elitist humor

oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.

1: whos those boomers there!!!!
2: your big fat granny with yur slap happy grandpappy

by yourswagindiegf November 26, 2021

Slap

Slap is an alternative word for cool, awesome or radical

I had a 'SLAP' time last weekend, That food was 'SLAP'

by Quality Assuraaaah! June 10, 2021