strike 'n slap

An advanced sales technique commonly used to exert dominance over a customer who is being an idiot. The salesman will slam his hands down on the table as hard as possible. When the customer looks up in shock to see what happened, the salesman will immediately slap the customer. This lets the customer know you are NOT there to screw around.

This customer is totally unreasonable. I may have to give him the Ole strike 'n slap.

by Love Stinks January 25, 2024

Cum slap chicken

An after-orgy dodgeball style game, where everyone takes a palmful of cum and slaps each other out of the game. Last person standing wins.

Marc won the game of cum slap chicken when he slapped his own load across Tim’s face.

by godloveshos March 06, 2021

Cum Slap chicken

The best after-orgy game, where everyone takes a palmful of cum and slaps each other. Once slapped, you’re out of the game. The last person standing without cum slapped on their face wins.

The game of cum slap chicken started with 36 people, and Marc won when he slapped Tim right across the face!

by godloveshos March 06, 2021

Slippery Sleeve Slap

After having sex with a partner with a condom, poke holes in the tip and slap your friend across the face, this completing the slippery sleeve slap

"Yo, I slippery sleeve slapped Derek last night and it went everywhere"

by Krillbait March 28, 2021

slapping tunes

Slapping tunes.. sitting with friends & listening to good music.

Sitting around at home slapping tunes with my friends.

by Acosta32 November 12, 2017

Canoe Slapped

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.

-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.

by Someone who misses their balls September 16, 2015

poop slap bet

A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.

"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"

by matfremay2015 December 09, 2018