slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

Slap a Wyatt week

During the the first week of October you can slap any Wyatt you want on the face.

Jim: Hi Wyatt *slaps*
Wyatt: Hey Why'd you do that?!!
Jim: It's Slap a Wyatt week

by Wyatt slapper October 6, 2022

Croc Slap

When you take someone's Crocs off then cum in them and then proceed to slap them in the face with them.

I Croc slapped my friend the other day after he said some very strange things to me.

by MrMagicFingersz March 5, 2020

slap beater

when you can physically damage something so beat up, it can't lower it's value ... no matter how hard you slap it

it's a slap beater, don't bother

by JC919 September 13, 2022

slaps

be qicker than this

person1 (slaps person2): "why you do this to me bro?"

by Krkič December 7, 2019

Slap sad

When you are slap happy, but really really sad at the same time; so overwhelmed it's comical; college student.

You guys I am so slap sad, I cannot make it through this lab. Wait, do we even have lab today? Where did we park?

by Princess Conseula BananaHammoc March 18, 2019

CYCLOMEDIA KINETIC SLAPS

COMPLETE ROULETTE CIRCLE effect on EVERYONE EVERYDAY.

Accordingly derived out of MALAYSIA IN KUALA LUMPUR as two brilliant people ACTUARIES named the first stepped down MARCH 31, 2022 DAT0 'SRI HASSAN M0HAMED KAMIL where we both attended UNIVERSITY OF IOWA IOWA CITY, IA where we both received degrees in ACTUARIAL SCIENCE and he is an FSA who has been and I have, "WHOSE ALAN I WALDMAN " , he says and none other than ANAL ALAN and we all three ACTUARIES as I am based on a CONTRACT IM MENLO PARK and N0R AZMAN ZAINAL.

In LIFE if you read the newspaper it is guarranteed you will get CYCLOMEDIA KINETIC SLAPS because you are looking for 369 REASONS why the game ROULETTE is played 0...36 = 666 COMPLETE ROULETTE CIRCLE effect on EVERYONE EVERYDAY.

Accordingly derived out of MALAYSIA IN KUALA LUMPUR as two brilliant people ACTUARIES named the first stepped down MARCH 31, 2022 DAT0 'SRI HASSAN M0HAMED KAMIL where we both attended UNIVERSITY OF IOWA IOWA CITY, IA where we both received degrees in ACTUARIAL SCIENCE and he is an FSA who has been and I have, "WHOSE ALAN I WALDMAN " , he says and none other than ANAL ALAN and we all three ACTUARIES as I am based on a CONTRACT IM MENLO PARK and N0R AZMAN ZAINAL. now in some places, 0,00,000.

by MAJOR OCCURRENCE August 2, 2022