slapped flange

To sport a unhappy expression on one’s face is to wear a face like a slapped flange 🙁

Did you see You that moody git on tv, he had a face like a slapped flange.

by therealslimshaney72 September 25, 2017

Slap ass days

these are the slap ass days:
December 3-7th
January 9-11th
May 5-10th
April 16-22nd

these days u get to slap anyones or anythings ass
have fun

u cant snake either coz its part of the game hun.
enjoy everyone

"oii everyone, its slap ass days"

everyone-"yaayyyy"
*everyone starts slapping each others asses*

by abc_defgxoxo December 2, 2019

Slapping a dookie

When you have the sudden urge to take a large crap.

I was in the club gettin loose on the floor until I had to go slap a dookie.

Little Johnny's stumach is real upset he's been slapping a dookie all morning

by Ol goopy August 31, 2023

National slap ass day

You get to slap a freinds ass without getting in trouble

Hey josie guess what its national slap ass day

by Hahabsjs sjdd October 23, 2019

Link slap

1. When working from home, the act of responding to a question with no words other than a link to the answer they seek.
2. When your friend asks you a dumb question, the act of sending them a link with the exact answer to their question

1. "Did you see that dumb question Caitlin dropped in slack?" "Yeah, I just link slapped the shit out of her. I sent her a link to her asking the same question last month."
2. "Bro I'm gonna link slap you with a dumb question like that."

by UngieBungie October 24, 2022

Cobra slap

The act of stealing all the boost in rocket league and eating cheese puffs in your cart infested gamer chair.

Hey bro let’s cobra slap that kid

by Juan7575 January 21, 2022

strike 'n slap

An advanced sales technique commonly used to exert dominance over a customer who is being an idiot. The salesman will slam his hands down on the table as hard as possible. When the customer looks up in shock to see what happened, the salesman will immediately slap the customer. This lets the customer know you are NOT there to screw around.

This customer is totally unreasonable. I may have to give him the Ole strike 'n slap.

by Love Stinks January 24, 2024