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Thousand-fold rule

The inherent birthright of every human to seek vengeance at a rate of thousand times the original, unprovoked offense upon the original offender(s).
If, for no good reason, a “friend” were to punch you unexpectedly in the stomach, you then would refer to the “Thousand-Fold Rule” and be allowed thousand free stomach punches upon said “friend.”
Now feel the wrath of the thousand-fold rule.
by jgryt February 11, 2022
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Rule 34

Something that everyone hates but is never taken down
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Rule 50

No Akame.
Akame fan: i love akame
Liru fucker: bro you just broke rule 50
by the real liru fucker October 11, 2021
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Creep Rule

The creep rule is used to make sure sure you don't date someone who is too far below your age. The creep rule is simple. In order to calculate how far below your age you can date you need to use the following method. Take your age, divide it by 2 and then add 7.

Eg. If you are 24 divide your age by 2 (which is 12) then add 7 (which makes 19), If you are 24 then you can date someone who is the minimum age of 19. If you date someone younger than that YOU'RE A CREEP, hence the name "Creep Rule." In order for this formula to work, you must calculate it using the age of the person who is older in the scenario.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30.
by Phantom Phobia October 13, 2021
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The Rules

When your friend doesn't get you a birthday presnt or it doesn't come then they have to send you nudes.
"Did your hear that the cologne that Emily got for Sean didn't come yet?"
"Damn well I guess she'll have to send him nudes, that the rules"
by BigMan69420lmao October 16, 2021
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Rule #10

You don’t need anybody to be Happy.
I need him/Her” no you don’t Rule #10
by Rxyy2x September 7, 2021
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rules

rules are made to be broken. nothing else. that's why rules were made. no other reason and if you think so just know that ur mom can't say no, that's why she had you :)
''rules are made to be followed''

*slaps the thing*
''thank you next''
by elainn September 7, 2021
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