FT Dad/Mom 

FaceTime Dad or Mom is someone who isn’t a full time, part time, or seasonal parent. They only FaceTime their child whenever it’s best convenient to the parent.

“Damn! He really a ft dad.” Ft Dad/Mom
“I wish she wasn’t such a ft mom.” Ft Dad/Mom

FT Dad/Mom by MiddleChildJokes October 13, 2020

National ignore your mom day 

You will be allowed to ignore your mom all day and she can't put her hands on you

Hey mom it is national ignore your mom day so I'm ignoring you

National ignore your mom day by Buxxly_Butterfly November 6, 2020

I fucked your mom

Something salty 12 year old will say while there mom isn’t home

I fucked your mom last night bitch

I fucked your mom by Booty_Hole_Destroyer November 8, 2020

I Peed in your mom Vachina 

A lego league of legends player has gotten more vachina than you.
Has 2 side chads to emphasize the peeing of the insides a vachina of which your mother owns

Me - “Hey what did you do to my mom?”
Lego guy - “I peed in your mom vachina?”

I Peed in your mom Vachina by Bollocks Mcartny Jr. August 23, 2021

David’s Mom 

The act of bending over David’s mother and blowing her back out with the boys and then go full bukkake.

Joe: yo! You wanna go see David’s mom?

Mark: More like rail David’s Mom

David’s Mom by Pimpdaddyslayer September 3, 2021

Tom the Soccer Mom 

a guy who likes minivans whos named Tom and who is a good friend that acts like a mom

Hey Hows tom the soccer mom

Tom the Soccer Mom by allomonami January 12, 2022

I did ur mom so hard 

I did ur mom sooooooooooooooo hard that she cried in excitement and said “ahh~ yessss~that HiT tHe SpOt~”

Devon: that math test was so hard😩
Chad: well you know what’s harder?
Devon: what?
Chad: well… I did ur mom so hard last night😉
Devon: not again😒

I did ur mom so hard by Bi Stan May 1, 2022