A Kobi moment is a moment where people are lazy about projects or refuse to do anything related to work
by Kobisauce August 10, 2025
Get the Kobi momentmug. The satomi moment is a "way of life" more than it is a moment or action. It can be defined as being the unluckiest person and making the worst possible decisions in every moment of their life. Usually everything related with loving hentai, big tits, having way too high women standards, lolicon, underaged girls, getting rejected, ghosted, etc, are considered satomi moments
Example 1:
Man 1 - "That guy just got rejected by a girl, its his 11th in a row"
Man 2- "Yeah, Satomi moment"
Example 2:
Man 1 - "Holy shit look at that cute girl"
Man 2 - "She's 12 dude, that's a satomi moment"
Example 3:
Man 1 - "I love to play Aatrox and like to watch hashinshin"
Man 2 - "Well he's a child molester and predator so that makes sense, satomi moment"
Example 4:
Man 1 - "My jungler never ganks me when I play Aatrox, this is unplayable"
Man 2 - "You died 5 times in the first 4 minutes, top diff, satomi moment"
Example 4:
Man 1 - "If you smite my cannon I go AFK"
Man 2 - *Smites cannon* "I need the gold xdd"
Man 1 - *Alt f4*
Man 3 - "Satomi moment "
Man 1 - "That guy just got rejected by a girl, its his 11th in a row"
Man 2- "Yeah, Satomi moment"
Example 2:
Man 1 - "Holy shit look at that cute girl"
Man 2 - "She's 12 dude, that's a satomi moment"
Example 3:
Man 1 - "I love to play Aatrox and like to watch hashinshin"
Man 2 - "Well he's a child molester and predator so that makes sense, satomi moment"
Example 4:
Man 1 - "My jungler never ganks me when I play Aatrox, this is unplayable"
Man 2 - "You died 5 times in the first 4 minutes, top diff, satomi moment"
Example 4:
Man 1 - "If you smite my cannon I go AFK"
Man 2 - *Smites cannon* "I need the gold xdd"
Man 1 - *Alt f4*
Man 3 - "Satomi moment "
by Loktir October 9, 2022
Get the Satomi momentmug. When you find something discraceful or just weird on discord, That's a Heinrich moment. Also includes:
Otaku shit, discord mod behaviour
Otaku shit, discord mod behaviour
P1: "Hey, have you seen that video of the fat guy fucking the my little pony figurine?"
P2: "Yeah, ngl that's a Heinrich moment"
P2: "Yeah, ngl that's a Heinrich moment"
by Heinrich=Hurensohn August 31, 2021
Get the Heinrich Momentmug. Worse than a blonde moment, a temporary lapse of brain cell function where all conceptions of tine and reality disappear
I made plans a month ago with my friend, and just remembered that those plans are right now, oops I had a Norman moment
by StonerwallJaxsun July 10, 2024
Get the Norman Momentmug. What happened in WW1?
*proceeds to list everything happened in WW1 and what led to the WW1 happening and how it ended plus their opinion on it*
“Waleed moment”
*proceeds to list everything happened in WW1 and what led to the WW1 happening and how it ended plus their opinion on it*
“Waleed moment”
by Shadidoisthecoolestever March 12, 2022
Get the Waleed momentmug. 
A Neil moment is a way to describe or call a situation in were a person tries to act cool or get attention by saying things like. My Laptop broke or I lost my book. And then you or someone else points out that its a bad thing the person says some deus ex machina crap and says oh wait I fixed it.
Neil: Hey bro just got some weird dots in my eyes from looking at the son.
Me: Yoo you could get blind are you ok?
Neil: Nevermind i just put my hand on my eye and pushed it and its fixed.
Me: Neil moment
Me: Yoo you could get blind are you ok?
Neil: Nevermind i just put my hand on my eye and pushed it and its fixed.
Me: Neil moment
by Zan van April 15, 2022
Get the Neil momentmug.