front of the house face

This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.

Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."

by von groovy August 10, 2024

my house hurts

Tf you mean your house hurts?

Person 1: how’s your day been going

Person 2: my house hurts
Person 1: you should get a colonoscopy

by Ligma42069 May 12, 2024

liquor house

A house in the hood that is used for gambling, selling drugs, house parties or other things of that nature. Phrase is most commonly used in the south

Me and D are headed over to the liquor house after work to play some spades and get drunk

by Carolina dreamin June 28, 2023

Trap House

4004 89th Ave SE Mercer Island Washington. It's the one and only so called traphouse in mercer Island. You can pretend like you got one but it's the OG trap.

Yo bro tryna go to the Trap House and smoke?
Ya nigga!

by User66666626253674839 August 6, 2017

Georgia Waffle House

When you pat yourself on the back, despite rattling on incoherently.

Biden gave himself a Georgia Waffle House after the debate last night

by McBossness June 28, 2024

Bernard's House

The house located in the Northwest area of Tilted Towers near the Courtyard. Referred to as "Bernie's" on the weekends.

I'm getting horrible loot in Bernard's House, Bernard is being a real pube today.

by NotKye June 13, 2018

House Fungus

The powdery spores shot out the japs eye of an infected person upon ejaculation. Highly infectious and sometimes fatal. Favoured by the KGB.

Ewww what’s that on your trousers is it House Fungus.

by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024