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Blue Bunny Bullshit

When something is just preposterously ridiculous, that you must add the extra "blue bunny" to the beginning of the phrase.

with it origins stemming from an incident involving a lack of honey mustard for chicken fingers due to a grand miscommunication between a customer and a snack bar whore while in the presence of Blue Bunny Ice Cream, blue bunny bullshit has stemmed into a prevalent exclamation at Archmere Academy thanks to the help of Bumblebee the Helsinki Street Rat
"I can't believe that he got DQ'd for being a ginger at the track meet"
-concerned friend

"i know man, that is some blue bunny bullshit right there"

-other concerned friend
by schlawesomeness February 22, 2011
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Pabst Blue Ribbon

The beer comprized primarily of water, wheat, hops, smegma, piss, uranium, sewer water, racisium (makes whoever drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon racist against Hispanics), and very very tiny butthairs. The butthairs are used for extra "ass" flavor. This exquisite and refined taste is directly reflected in the cost per can. The sewer water and racisium is just the nasty flavor the racist kind of Hipsters enjoy. Do not look for this product in a bottle because it's easier for the people at the factory to piss straight into a can.
Racist hipster 1: Mmm! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Now with 50% more racisium!

Racist Hipster 2: Yes: It's good to drink ass flavored beer.

Racist Hipster 3: Yeah! It's awesome.
Fernando: Got any Coors Light? Corona?
Racist Hipsters: We only got Pabst Blue Ribbon, beaner!

Fernando: I'm not drinking that shit! Plus, I work at a pharmaceutical lab. I went to college.

Racist Hipsters struggling at a minimum wage job: *speechless.
*Walks to other bar.

Fernando: Hey Tyler and Stephanie!

Tyler: Hey Fernando!

Stephanie: Hey Fernando!

*Stephanie, Fernando, and Tyler drinking Coors Light!
by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023
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true blue aussie

Someone born and raised in the country of Australia by parents born and raised in Australia by Australian parents, and who values and keeps original Australian traditions at least prior to the 1970's.
We're a dying breed, us true blue aussies, they're selling us out like sponge cakes!
by nnifrsjvigtnns November 26, 2016
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Urban Blue Water

A second to a nigga's favorite drink, consisting of water, blue and about 5 pounds of sugar per glass.
After a long day on the plantations, Marcus demanded grape drank. Unfortunately, all they had was urban blue water, so he dealt with it.
by Thrustyn1gg4 February 7, 2010
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true blue screw

When you really, in your heart, have deep affectionate feelings for the person that you are having sex with.
Man, dude, it way so great; I just had my first true blue screw.
by Quido1 August 19, 2009
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snowy morning blues

When you wake up in the morning after a one night stand if the girl has to stay because of a snow storm, you play an annoying song, such as snowy morning blues, repetitively to make sure she wont come back.
Guy 1: Dude why were you still with that chick from 2 nights ago last night?

Guy 2: There was a snow storm and she couldn't get out of my house.

Guy 3: Bro you should have just given her a case of the snowy morning blues.
by Bob Jenkins & Bosco October 6, 2010
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Blue Peter Presenter

A very pleasant individual, who is good looking, has nice teeth and hair, and a great dress sense, but is ultimately a bit of a boring toff.
Man, I would fuck his girlfriend! Shame she's a Blue Peter Presenter though.
by Bungle123 March 15, 2009
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