anal yank

Anal Yank is the process of pulling anal beads out of someone as hard as you can after sex.

"I would totally ANAL YANK that chick over there."

by BigMoneyMiguel October 10, 2015

anal guppy

My girlfriend tara

My girl loves when her anal guppy is touched

by Taylor9999999 October 31, 2017

Anal Rules

When doing anal the number 1 rule is make sure your bird dont have the shits because if she does and you go to deep you might get muddy puddles. This is where a women has shit on your dick and you then smell and suck yourself off

I was doing anal last night I always follow the anal rules.

by Chax865421 March 24, 2020

Anal clarity

A phrase used when you need to leave work and want to give them a “medical reason”

Johnson: hey boss, I’m gonna head home early today, I just came down with anal clarity.

Boss: im sorry to hear that Johnson, what’s anal clarity

Johnson: I’m tired of being here and can see my ass going home.

by Mnm930 May 03, 2025

Spontaneous anal combustion

it Is a gay fighting move used during sex

Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday”
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”

by Kim Hong Kong September 08, 2019

Anal Gravy

It's best practice to poop before anal, but sometimes that poopy residue mixes with cum to make that anal gravy

"I fucked her so hard in the ass she was dripping anal gravy"

by Waynedip January 01, 2021

Anal Gravy

The act of putting two words together that should never be put together.

the phrase 'eyeball juice' is anal gravy.

by adaywithdaae June 10, 2019