anal soliloquy

When you fart around others, and no one notices.

(Enter Romeo, in a crowded room, facing audience): *Farts*
Audience: What a beautiful Anal Soliloquy. Shakespeare had such a way with words...

by Dringo Funhands November 20, 2016

Anal Lagger

A person who can slow down or "Lag" their digestive system so they can't crap for very long periods of time.

Jon: "dude, I just found out that I am an Anal Lagger"

Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?

Jon: no.

by The_MuslimiZer July 9, 2009

anal beads

BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP

RIP OUT THEM FUCKIN ANAL BEADS LIKE U RIP OUT A BEYBLADE RIPPER,* DONT STOP THIS EPIC POWER

by Austin<3 October 13, 2020

Anal Cough

Another very extraordinary word for fart.

Oh man I can smell that beany burrito....your anal coughs are diquisting, dude.

by Molte January 5, 2018

Old Anal

When two gay old people have wrinkly sexy ancient delicious anal sex

Luke) I haven’t tried tinder, you sure your Bob) Yes, I am a male 87 year old, just look at these wrinkles. My penis is also very wrinkly and my butthole I very worn out.
Luke) Well, let’s have gay sex.
Bob) Let’s have old anal!
Kylie) Three way old anal?
Luke) Why not!

by TheManFucker2269 June 11, 2019

anal

Your Asshole

Frank got anal raped.

by asiansd July 17, 2022

Anal Ring

A heterosexual orgie. At least 5 guys stand in a circle and fuck eachother in the ass. To not make it gay they have to wear socks. A woman with a strap-on can be added as "hinge". Another woman can be in the middle of the circle with a drum and she sets the pace in which the guys pound.

BRO 1: "Bro wanna participate in our Anal Ring next Saturday?"
Bro 2: "Nah, I'm gay."

by Flammenwerfer-Hans December 3, 2021