Alex

noun

a name for someone with a tiny penis

person 1 "hey that guys cute"
person 2 "yeah but he's called alex"

by Gsisins August 31, 2022

alex

alex; skinniest most unfunny hatefull human that will make you want to kill yourself.

wow alex is such a fag

by dsgdgs December 28, 2023

Alex Cortinochip

A man whore at 12 years old. You’ll never want to find yourself ima relashionship with him. Likes at least 5 girls at once and liked a boy at one point. An absolute loser with no social life! Do not try and be this kids friend he will annoy you to death! Watch out 👀

“Who’s your boyfriend?”
“Alex Cortinochip.”
“Oof!”

by Alex Cortinochip May 22, 2019

alex

a girl who literally reads smut everynight on wattpad and by reaching page 8 will have her breathing labored as fuck and finds herself touching her clit. easily aroused. sexual as fuck.

alex: *moans*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm

uh fuck

*arches back*

*squirts*

by WHATTHEFU July 1, 2018

Alex

A guy that simps over girls that plays video games. Doesn't listen to teammate callouts and says he's got this.

Teammate: To your right
Alex: I got this.

*Looks left and dies*

Alex: Ayo can I get your snap?
Girl: If you can out dps me in damage.

by sadfacesimp September 8, 2020

Alex

A random gachatuber who likes weird ships but will not care for any haters and continue doing them, they like anime and simp for alot of people, they are literally so funny and will not fail to make you laugh, srs go befriend one they are very cool

"Alex just made a new video!"

"Ohh! Let me see!"

by Akusha June 12, 2022

Alex

mega gay

i'm alex (Mega gay)

by YesOfCourseOrNo February 27, 2023