part 3 

So maybe, your mom has lied about having cancer, blood clots, and other serious illness to get out of something or to evoke sympathy. And, maybe, she told her one boyfriend she needed to get special surgery in a city that was a plane ride away when in reality she was hosting another man at her place all weekend and didn’t want her first boyfriend showing up unexpectedly. And then when her boyfriend showed up to leave her flowers, gifts, and a speedy recovery and her lie was uncovered, she told the new boyfriend the old one was a crazy stalker who's been attacking her for ages. Because she always has to be the victim. It’s the only way she can justify their actions. And maybe, in order to make it seem real, she actually took the old boyfriend to court. And you don’t know if she did it so she can live with herself just to keep up the show for the rest of the world.

part 3

part 3 by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 12, 2019

The Witcher 3 

The first game in the The Witcher 3 series

The Witcher 3 is the first game most people have played in the Witcher 3 series

The Witcher 3 by Veiynoum2310 July 5, 2019

1, 2, 3, FIVE 

when you do something really stupid but are oblivious to it at the time.

it all started when my dopey friend listed something as
1)
2)
3)
5)
without realising, because she's an idiot :)

an example of "1, 2, 3, FIVE"
nida: and i told him i thought the moon was made of cheese! how stupid!!
me: yehh obvs! that was soo 1,2,3, FIVE

1, 2, 3, FIVE by ShauniTheSerialKilla September 27, 2008

Mazda MX-3 Precidia 

Peices of shit Mazda's that chicks drive and make ugly ricer peices of shit.

John: Check out my Mazda MX-3 Precidia, i put a bumper sticker on it which gives it an extra 10 horsepower, that can beat your muscle car.
Joe: Your a faggot.

Mazda MX-3 Precidia by IEatRiceForBreakfast February 25, 2009

splatoon 3 

Actual garbage, similar to the past games; Splatoon and Splatoon 3.

Wow, I didnt think anything could be worse than Mario party, but here comes Splatoon 3!

splatoon 3 by forkepotato January 21, 2021

size 3 

when a female , fashion hungry for shoes decides that she wants some new shoes but alas cant ever achieve her style goals due to her unnaturally small feet.

Girl: hey boy im getting these really nice shoes

Boy: yeah ? oh boy i cant wait to see them

girl : oh !

boy: what ?!

girl: shoes are sold out in size 3 .. as usual

boy: hahahahahaa your a freak !

size 3 by motymopixels September 25, 2011

Number 3 

Going to the bathroom, and jerking off.

I’m gonna go to the bathroom and do a number 1...and a number 3

Number 3 by Opiepost69 April 16, 2018