when responding quickly in texting, the texter might respond "K" instead of typing out ok or okay... but will accidentally hit the "J" key instead of "K"...
"j is the new k" is like when referring to fashion and trends... "pink is the new red" "grey is the new black" or when someone gets a new boyfriend, "dave is the new john"
by pinkgirl68 February 22, 2010
by alyanaluvzjulian February 27, 2025
When a woman is on her period and has a poopy butt and you’re having mad sex and bust the vagina and butthole barrier and make a fried pb&j
Got so fucked up with Sarah last night we had a fried pb&j and had to go to the 24 emergency care center
by Isthewiz December 12, 2023
a creature of the troll species he typically stalks facebook for unexpecting dumb bitch victims and then pounces on teh smallest thing very quickly very sneaky with secret accounts you will never even know he is there
by Theguy112 April 18, 2011
An absolutely beautifully perfect girl that should be appreciated by everyone. She has eyes like stars. If you ever come across a julie shield your eyes and ears as you will melt at even the sound of her voice. Julie has an astonishing personality with the most unique and beautiful sense of humour.
by Blace85 November 08, 2019
A Samrakshita is always a tall, warm soul, with a heart of gold shared with a Suzy. SAM is not a MAN (definitely a lass). The name could be traced back to the ancient epic Samrayana, where it is believed that Goddess Samra, the god of knowledge, wisdom and sarakku, blessed an Indian landmass (present day Bengaluru) with affordable liquor. It is also believed that 21st Century might see the incarnation of her modern day Madras. If someone comes across a Samrakshita, worship her! A Samrakshita only knows to love. The J in the end denotes the yogic symbol of a lifted sirasasana. ( The goddess is a yogini).
by Lazy Suzy November 23, 2021
A Sri Lankan basketball legend that is adored by fans all over Colombo. Watches NBA during English and depsides Fish Middleton
by classic aussie wog March 24, 2023