May 16

May 16 is national let whoever is in your room control your hands day.

This means if THAT special person is over they get to control your hands and you can’t say no.

Me and who on may 16??

by Iljsm May 15, 2024

May 6

National Bring A Bag of Cheetos to work/school day

C: Are those Cheetos?
E: Yeah, it’s May 6!

by EzraWasHere May 15, 2024

16th of may

National ass pic day! Send that ass
The woman is not allowed to reject the request!

1-It’s 16th of mayso send me that fat ass
2- since its may 16th
*sends fat ah ass pic*
1-* cures male depression*

by User15272518362 May 15, 2024

May 15

International “Give Dan and Jai money day”. This holiday is globally recognized and celebrated, it is a day where you get to show your appreciation for sharing the same planet as Dan and Jai by sending them no less than $20

Its May 15, have you sent Dan and Jai $20?
I’ll get right on it

by polo_boat24 May 15, 2024

May 18

Nation send a tiddy picture day

Hey it's May 18th
What?
National send a titty pic day

by P1xo_di3d May 18, 2024

May 18th

National kiss your wife day

"Hey babe"
"Hey babe! *kisses"
"What was that?"
"It's May 18th!"

by starwwhaeygfbyiajeigbn May 18, 2024

May 19

National Send Nudes Day

A day where you send nudes to the people you love.

Guy: “it’s May 19th and I’ve been waiting for this day all year”

Friend: “sure bro, just give me a sec”

by your judgmental dog May 18, 2024