May 27

Its international Jonathans birthday today. All Jonathans are having a second birthday today unless their birthday is today.

Girl 1: Why is he so happy
Girl 2: cause its May 27 international Jonathans birthday Day today

by Jontish November 12, 2019

Lee may

A price of shit, pretty annoying , gay, disgusting, disturbing and I hope you search this uppppppp

(Priory)

Lee may if this is you u would know

This (THE PRIORY)

by Śàvè January 29, 2020

may 5th

they day you have to let your friend fuck

may 5th

by keldodo May 4, 2022

may 11th

National shave your mustache day. Every man with a stache must shave on this day.

Brad: “Hey do you like my stache?”
Friend: “It’s cool, but it’s may 11th, you’ve got to shave it!”
Brad: “Oh dang it you’re right:(“

by fugaonf May 10, 2022

mai

annoying ass bitch

ew did you see mai today ooo 😂

by bruh2345 November 2, 2019

May 5th

The Day the most beautiful woman on earth was born

Her name’s Jaquelise aka Jayy💙

1: whens your birthday

Me: On May 5th… its too fire ik ❤️ 🔥

by Jayy4L June 29, 2022

Mays

you’re weird. 😭.

mays, those jokes weren’t funny.

by Gaetaest June 26, 2022