National slap tommy day

On April 19th u must slap a tommy

On national slap tommy day y’all should slap a tommy u know

by My nanny is daddy April 16, 2019

National Liam Catherine Day

On this day you must shower anyone by the name of Liam Catherine with 5-cent coins, preferably piffing it at his head.

Fuck it is National Liam Catherine Day

by DarthOCE November 25, 2021

National bong cleaning day

On November 11th is national bong cleaning day.

Stoner 1 “Dude did you participate in national bong day? “
Stoner 2 “Yeh dude of course”

Stoner 1 “make sure you clean your bong for national bong cleaning day today.”

by SophKail October 13, 2021

National black cat day

On this day if u find a black cat u give it the most love in the world unless u have one u still give it the most love it will ever receive

Person 1: “I found a black cat!” Person 2: “give it love it’s National black cat day” person 1: *gives it the most love ever

by Badyeatsfood14 October 27, 2019

National French kiss day

On January 30th it will become national kissing day

I stuck my youngest into my boyfriends mouth because it’s National French kiss day

by Monkeys bus January 30, 2020

National Titty Slap Day

On April 15 is National Titty Slap Day. You have to slap as many titties as you can.

“Oh my god, today’s National Titty Slap Day! How many titties do you think you’re going to slap?”

by Caleb Whitzman April 12, 2019

national bald filter day

June 9th is national bald filter day

Hey did you post for nbfd?

What’s nbfd?

National Bald filter day

by bigtittygirl69 March 30, 2022