Parked

when something's boring, over, not moving- just like a parked car.

invented by samuelsleeves (on tiktok)

Omg it's not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.

or

Person 1: hey how's that new movie you saw?

Person 2: parked. not worth seeing.

by randomperson5000 March 15, 2024

Jared Parks

tall skinny kid with a broken back who acts tougher on text than in person. He will threaten to beat you up on text but will slap you on the cheek and say he beat the shit outta you.

"Stop being a Jared Parks and say that to my face."

by Mark Sanito December 10, 2019

park jimin

breathtaking, talented, supportive, smart, otherworldly, unreal, graceful, loved, loving, embodiment of love, unpredictable, happiness personified

local: what’s a park jimin?
army: he’s just the epitome of breathtaking, talented, supportive, smart, otherworldly, unreal, graceful, loved, loving, embodiment of love, unpredictable, happiness personified . stan park jimin

by parkjiminlover July 4, 2022

Moscow parking

To place a meeting in a THIRD layer above existing ones. May be understandable by the boomers only, not sure.

Andrew, fucking MOSCOW PARKING again? Pls, be a professional, schedule a meeting next day!

by Myswarm February 18, 2023

Jason park

N. Skibbity toilet Ohio rizzler with level 4 Kai cenat gyatt

You’re so Jason park, you’re so fanum tax!

by Only in ohio October 31, 2023

Benning Park

A hood located in Washington DC ,Southeast, you can’t go pass without getting robbed or shot at by teenagers and the grown folks making all the money and bringing all the guns they are one of those hoods you leave alone #OTM #9 #TNO # TAK3DOWN

I don’t wanna go to benning park they janky

by Fhbcxsc November 23, 2021

severna park beer

A beer that is opened and one sip is gone but they take the tab to keep track "how many beers they drank" and the person hands it off to someone else saying finish it pussy when really they are the pussy. Also known as "Parkie beer"

A kid who is wearing timberlands and lives in severna park, who is at a party always is going to deliver at least 10-15 severna park beers a night.

by Severnaparklax10 December 9, 2013