Polar Bear

That one overweight white woman that you see desperate black men dating.

"Yo, you see Jakobe's new girl? That one big white girl, she a snow bunny fo' sho"
"Nah bruh, that's a polar bear. 💀"

by Btsabortedchild January 9, 2024

Bear

A fat lard of a man with loads of hair usually gay

Robert loves Bears

by Ohyehacuuuu April 15, 2020

Essex Bear

Either a tall, hot, hairy chested guy from Essex, typically named Ian, who is easily the sexiest guy in the room... or a Teddy bear you can buy from Adventure Island at Southend-on-Sea. Both are great to cuddle up with, but only one will make you truly happy.

Girl 1: Who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now

by SqLvr19 August 14, 2022

Crystal and The Bear

A morning show duo from The Lake of the Ozarks. Who think they are funnier than they are....still pretty funny though!

Hey did you Hear what Crystal and The Bear said on 107-9 The Coyote today?

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Flagging bears

When an individual tells dramatically over the top and blatantly false lies, particularly where they are the hero or righteous protagonist, in an attempt to impress strangers.

Usage:

Person A: Man, did Joe tell you about the robbery he stopped at the liquor store last night?

Person B: oh pal, he's just flagging bears. You can't believe a word that guys says.

by mango🥭 jesus December 10, 2024

Carlos bear

The most amazing guy in the world. the best boyfriend a girl could have <3 he is soooooo sexy and wonderful he is the best looking guy in the world. I don't know what I would do without him. any girl would be lucky to have him, he will treat you right and make a girl feel special and beautiful. A great man who is very handsome and smart. My boyfriend <<<333 BTW hes good in bed.. ;)

Girl 1 "wow Carlos bear is so sexy"
Girl 2 "yeah I'm jealous of his girlfriend"
Girl 3 "better be bitches, he's mine, and hes the best!"

by Breanne.Boo January 17, 2012

Momma Bear

A mother that is protective and cares about her kids and their friends

When Momma Bear speaks, she means business!

by I3Biscuit October 29, 2021