New York Yankees

A baseball team that has enough money to buy a European country, but still cannot make the playoffs.

The New York Yankees can suck a dick

by ispeakthetruth101 January 18, 2015

Mud on the new Car

When the first time your Fucking a girl after she sucks your cock she leaves a mark on your Johnson.

Guy: MY MOMS GONNA KILL ME!!!!!
Girl: Why baby?
Guy: YOU GOT MUD ON THE NEW CAR!!!
Girl: How will she know?
Guy: This mark hurts like fuck. Shes gonna notice if every two minutes im rubbing my dick.

by Alessandro06121999 June 16, 2011

Front page news

This phrase refers to facebook when a post, pictures, note, etc. appear on the home news feed. This varies from user to user.

Scenario 1-
Jerry: "Hey, Bridget! How was the vacation with the kids?"
Bridget: "How the hell ...?"
Jerry: "The pictures made front page news on facebook."

Scenario 2-
Ethan: "No one cares about your faggot emo vampire bullshit, stop posting it or I'll block and report you"
James: "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!¡!!¡111!!1!¡ONE!!"

by The Sock Maniac August 8, 2009

new age fag

Someone born in the 2000's who is in turn faggy.

WOW, see that new age fag blasting his music out of his Bluetooth speaker in public? what a loser.

by charliebbean1 February 2, 2017

New York Roll

A fat roll of $100 bills. Typically carried in the front pocket and bound with a rubber band. Purposely displayed when paying a bill to establish the wealth of the person with the roll. Stereotypically used by Mafiosos.

Look at that Goomba paying for a lap dance with the New York Roll.

by mmHg May 6, 2009

Hamilton New Jersey

The scariest place u can visit, some say it’s worse then Trenton, don’t visit unless u wanna get gang banged by 100 men with glocks.

Oh he was shot in Hamilton New Jersey

by Justin tit February 24, 2019

bad news box

the mail box

" i was having a great day until i went to the bad news box and got some past due bill statments and a subpeona to court"

by E roch popadopalus August 11, 2008