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Hamo one-two

Accepting blame for someone else's negligent or abusive actions
"I got in trouble for being the only one of my brothers to call my mum on mothers day! Those pricks really gave me the old Hamo one-two!"
by AliceDHunt May 8, 2013
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Two-faced bitch

a girl who seems nice at first glance, but backstabs men and makes out with other women.
Guy: Did you see the kiss between Aloy and Seyka? Seyka is a slutty whore skank!
Girl: Yeah! And Aloy, this slutty whore skank is nothing but a two-faced bitch!
by blade24 April 29, 2023
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Texas Two-Way

When one goes about the act of vomiting and defecating at the same time, causing the individual to spew filth in multiple directions.
"After pulling a Texas Two-Way in the parking lot, George promptly rallied on into the Van Halen concert."
by Ffej16 January 27, 2016
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two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.
Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!
by lardophobic December 9, 2011
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The Texas two step

Like the Australian two step but with rattle snakes. (I can't believe I feel the need to say it but, just don't do it.)
nah, I ante gonna fight you. But I am gonna make you walk the Texas two step.
by Little England April 2, 2017
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Tassie Two Head

Native of Tasmania, usually products of inbreeding.
How does the Tassie Two Head boy know his mothers got her period? Cause his brothers cock tastes like blood!
by Yoyo Wanabanana September 19, 2019
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