- the most deviant and perverse sexual act known to man. For liability reasons, we are unable to provide a full definition. However, we can say that it involves lots of Texas Pete, one penis, and two men.
by Mr. Thor July 3, 2011
Get the Santa Fe Sausage Rollmug. Specific items you need.
• Chopped Immitation Crab
• Lettuce
• Mayonnaise
It's where a man ejaculates in the center of the bed, then he eats the girl out then spits the fluids where the cum is. The man and woman both make a perfect circle around the fluids. The other person who's supposed to be recording throws in the Imitation crab, and lettuce at them. The man and woman scream in agony while the woman's vagina is being stuffed with mayonnaise. One of their backs are supposed to snap as the person who is recording takes their shoes and runs away.
• Chopped Immitation Crab
• Lettuce
• Mayonnaise
It's where a man ejaculates in the center of the bed, then he eats the girl out then spits the fluids where the cum is. The man and woman both make a perfect circle around the fluids. The other person who's supposed to be recording throws in the Imitation crab, and lettuce at them. The man and woman scream in agony while the woman's vagina is being stuffed with mayonnaise. One of their backs are supposed to snap as the person who is recording takes their shoes and runs away.
Jacob: Oh my god, dude! What the hell happened?
Mark: Man you should've been there. Lisa and I did a California Roll . Unfortunately my spine snapped and now I'm disabled. Along with that.. Luca stole our shoes.
Mark: Man you should've been there. Lisa and I did a California Roll . Unfortunately my spine snapped and now I'm disabled. Along with that.. Luca stole our shoes.
by Boba Gumb April 11, 2016
Get the California Rollmug. by Maccas lover5000 June 13, 2022
Get the Jerk and rollmug. A unit of measurement created by a YouTuber named “LivingBobby” used to measure beds inside of hotel rooms.
by Drmacc123 May 18, 2024
Get the bobby rollsmug. A gender identity describing individuals who are heterosexual (straight), but wish to possess the biological sex opposite to their birth sex, not because of social or political identity reasons, but simply to live more comfortably with their personal interests and appearance.
Roll-gender people often have very common and socially "normal" hobbies (like gaming, drawing, fashion, etc.), but feel that their current biological sex causes unnecessary judgment or restrictions from societal gender norms.
They do not reject their current gender out of rebellion, nor do they demand recognition from society. They simply wish for their biological body to align with how they want to express themselves, while remaining fully straight in sexual orientation.
Roll-gender is not tied to LGBT+ movements, nor is it anti-LGBT. It exists as a personal label for those who feel out of place in existing gender identity terms, and prefer to define their experience in their own way.
Roll-gender people often have very common and socially "normal" hobbies (like gaming, drawing, fashion, etc.), but feel that their current biological sex causes unnecessary judgment or restrictions from societal gender norms.
They do not reject their current gender out of rebellion, nor do they demand recognition from society. They simply wish for their biological body to align with how they want to express themselves, while remaining fully straight in sexual orientation.
Roll-gender is not tied to LGBT+ movements, nor is it anti-LGBT. It exists as a personal label for those who feel out of place in existing gender identity terms, and prefer to define their experience in their own way.
“I’m Roll-gender. I’m a straight guy, but if I were a girl, people would stop staring when I wear cute stuff.”
“Roll-gender? Oh, it’s like... I’m 100% straight, but life would be easier if I had the opposite body. That’s it.”
“It’s not trans, not fluid. I just want to switch bodies so society stops being weird about my normal hobbies.”
“Roll-gender? Oh, it’s like... I’m 100% straight, but life would be easier if I had the opposite body. That’s it.”
“It’s not trans, not fluid. I just want to switch bodies so society stops being weird about my normal hobbies.”
by thought_scROLL August 2, 2025
Get the Roll-gendermug. On older public transport vehicles, a desto roll is a big sheet with destinations written on it, that is rolled up, and the driver of the public transport vehicle can control which destination the roll displays by winding and unwinding the desto roll through a control inside of the driver's cab.
by MelbourneTrainEnthusiast January 21, 2024
Get the desto rollmug. A breakfast pastry, usually consisting of a biscuit filled with sausage and cheese and rolled into a ball. Originating from Pike County Arkansas.
by Bathammer69 October 29, 2017
Get the Jack Rollmug.