Dad went for milk

When a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk or cigarettes, but then they'll never come back.

Obviously Visho never talks about his dad. His Dad went for milk and never returned

by DalitLomdi February 4, 2023

Cracking milk

A sexual act where a male ejaculates on their partners forehead, face or anywhere on the body.

“ last night we went from talking about life, to me cracking milk on her forehead. “

“ some women love when a man cracks some milk on that shit “

by Stinky-jinkies February 4, 2023

Tomboy milk

"A special milk made just for you, by the waiter at tomboy hooters"

Wait, why does the menu say tomboy milk needs to be ordered in advance

by cheeze doodle February 6, 2023

dad's milk

It a rare thing that you will never get to see.

ha. Where's your dad's milk huh?

by dontgetserious February 23, 2023

neutral milk hotel

the first stomp clap hey band

a: yo check this out (plays in the aeroplane over the sea by neutral milk hotel)
b: bruh
a: what
b: lets just listen to benson boone instead if you're gonna play stuff like this

by stdsoundsystem October 7, 2025

milk gone bad

A way to describe a prankster.

"Watch out, he's milk gone bad."

by theworldofurbanwords October 14, 2025

Milk-Baiting

To indefinitely boast a higher accomplishment than someone and continuously use it to capitalise against them, even if the accomplishment is only slightly better.

Simon Cowell was milk-baiting Leonardo DiCaprio with his grade of 98% compared to Leonardo’s grade of 97.5%.

by Neckhurts67 October 21, 2025