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Jordan Makenzie Yocum 

Jordan Makenzie Yocum. The definition of everything you'velse been looking for, yet you just didn't know it. Her imperfections piece together to create the most close to perfect human being. She's an absolute dork, super weird, she's hilarious(shmashmehsmheh), she's could make you smile in your darkest days. She's absolutely stunning, I mean drop dead gorgeous, the first day you'll see her, you won't want it to be your last, she's anot absolute gem. She's absolutely amazing, she's absolutely amazing, she isn't anyone else but herself. I love her.
Dude#1: so dude, I met this girl right, she's a beaut, she's everythingoing you could imagine, but one katrillion times more.

Dude#2: Dipshit, how do you not know this. She's obviously a Jordan Makenzie Yocum
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freckle maker 

A sexual foreplay act in which an individual stricken with diarrhea farts onto their partners face, thus splattering small pieces of poo-poo creating the illusion of freckles on their face.
Last night John had the runs, so he was the freckle maker that evening.

pipe maker 

She's such a pipe maker
pipe maker by sagis March 28, 2017

morning makeup face

Morning makeup face is when a girl gets up extra early to put in her makeup before her boyfriend wakes up to pretend she wakes up that way naturally.
Deanna jumped out of bed early to apply her morning makeup face before she hopped back in bed with her boyfriend so he can wake up thinking she always looks like that.

game maker 

A shitty game engine that only bad people use
I use game maker because it's good

Open your eyes
game maker by Peter / Delta April 28, 2017

brouhaha maker 

A brouhaha maker is a person who incessantly creates unnecessary noise for no apparant or beneficial reason, other than to boost their own self esteem and feed their inflamed ego.
"Wow Lara would not stop making stupid comments and giggling to herself all night"
"I know! She is such a brouhaha maker"