Douche canoe

Vagina that is blown out that a pad tampon floats around in it.

That bitches tampon floats around like a douche canoe.

by Camel creeper October 19, 2020

miss douche

what you call a woman who makes something pervey out of a man. Qouta Rebecca Bunch of The CW's Crazy Ex Girlfriend

Yeah I'm done with miss douche, gonna start with misses douche

by ruckasboy January 13, 2017

Amuse Douche

Someone who suffers from a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness tends to come out mostly when they are in refined situations and they cannot resist the urge to show everyone how sophisticated they are. Like an amuse bouche in the culinary world.

Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed another orange for his Blue Moon.

by vanern August 3, 2021

Douche

Shower in French
An idiot

'je laver dans use douche '
Or
'You broke a glass again?'
'Yea'
'You douche'

by drowningcat4real April 3, 2015

Douche Bagdly

The act of being a douche bag. When one continues to just be a total asshole.

I love my boyfriend but he was being so douche bagdly after he found I like black guys.

by <3Lex May 18, 2008

douche

A derogatory term used by millennials to refer to those more successful than themselves.

That dude in the Porsche is such a douche. And get a load of that skank with him!

by thepainfultruth August 27, 2015

Scholarly gentle-douche

A guy who appears to be a gentleman and a scholar, but is really a douchebag.

Girl 1: "So I was talking to this guy who seemed alright, but then just turned into a douchebag."
Boy 1: "Sounds like that guy was a scholarly gentle-douche."

by Sokolebowski November 7, 2011