Post Poop Clarity

When you have a bowel movement so gargantuan that it gives you a moment of clarity to reflect on your diet

“Bro what’s up with Jeff?”
“Oh nothing, he’s just going through post poop clarity.”

by Poop handler June 3, 2023

explosive poop caboose

When you slam her poondonker soo hard that poop explodes out and covers your cum gutters.

Last night while I was using the poophole loophole on amy, she explosive poop caboose me soo hard!

by Explosive poop caboose February 12, 2017

poop shoot gahdoot

A person that lingers around a nieghborhood that you can rely on to do the dirty work that no one else will.

That guy Chris that cruises around here is a good poop shoot gahdoot.

by Eh teh July 25, 2017

shitty poop bomb

you made a poop bomb but it was really shit

that is a shitty poop bomb daddy

by bruhhhh3b February 3, 2022

Poop Chute Misdirection

When attempting to penetrate, from behind, the anus of an inexperienced anal receiver, throw POP-ITS against the wall in front of them to distract them during penetration.

When you're about to fuck a woman's ass from behind and it's her first time trying anal, throw POP-ITS against the wall in front of her to distract her while you fuck her ass.

I have to stop by the fireworks shop later to get some POP-ITS. I'm going to try the "Poop Chute Misdirection" tonight with Margaret.

by Palindromez January 25, 2018

Poop 'n' Snoop

The act of scouring through someone's social media profile while on the toilet.

"Man, did you see the post that chick from Science class posted the other day? "

"Yeah, I found it during an epic Poop 'n' Snoop last night."

by Dima83az May 23, 2018

Poop backward, Literally

Similar to poop backward, this is the act of taking a shit in a condom, freezing it, and re-inserting it into the anal cavity.

Tyrone: Ayy man, did u see those nudes of Jemima? With the condom?
Tyrone Jr.: Yea man, they made her poop backward, literally.

by xXwienerWackerXx October 15, 2018