Poop 'n' Snoop

The act of scouring through someone's social media profile while on the toilet.

"Man, did you see the post that chick from Science class posted the other day? "

"Yeah, I found it during an epic Poop 'n' Snoop last night."

by Dima83az May 23, 2018

explosive poop caboose

When you slam her poondonker soo hard that poop explodes out and covers your cum gutters.

Last night while I was using the poophole loophole on amy, she explosive poop caboose me soo hard!

by Explosive poop caboose February 12, 2017

Poop Chute Misdirection

When attempting to penetrate, from behind, the anus of an inexperienced anal receiver, throw POP-ITS against the wall in front of them to distract them during penetration.

When you're about to fuck a woman's ass from behind and it's her first time trying anal, throw POP-ITS against the wall in front of her to distract her while you fuck her ass.

I have to stop by the fireworks shop later to get some POP-ITS. I'm going to try the "Poop Chute Misdirection" tonight with Margaret.

by Palindromez January 25, 2018

Cement mixer poop

Excrement shot out with such force and precision that it splatters and chunks become stuck to the sides of the bowl.

Her: Honey, why is the powerwasher in the bathroom?
Him: Sorry love, I had a cement mixer poop and those chunks wouldn't budge a bit!

by Keet Squeet May 9, 2020

Post Poop Clarity

When you have a bowel movement so gargantuan that it gives you a moment of clarity to reflect on your diet

“Bro what’s up with Jeff?”
“Oh nothing, he’s just going through post poop clarity.”

by Poop handler June 3, 2023

i like poop

You basically like poop- I- ………..

Person 1: I like poop
Person 2: okay

by It’s pinky chu wow July 15, 2021

poope pdbep beso

One who is a dumbass

People who eat cheese and like it are big poope pdbep beso's

by DomProducerOfficial June 24, 2021