Back of a fag packet

Commonly used in British English meaning work that is not detailed or polished, but rather a quick and basic outline. "Fag" is British slang for a cigarette, the term describes scribbling on the back of a cigarette packet.

Sod that back of a fag packet idea for our town’s budget!

by HP Sauce Enjoyer June 11, 2024

Blend The Package

When you are upside down and put your package in a blender over your partner

I couldn’t finish so I just decided to Blend The Package

by Hashimo July 1, 2024

Neil’s massive package

Euphemism for the payoffs from professional services firms

Neil’s massive package and timing work well for me

by Sir Farquhar November 29, 2024

I WILL SEND PACKETS

A term (Minecraft) players use to jokingly toy with someone who is lagging or is gaining above average latency. Commonly used with "gigahertz" and "gigashits" to add an extra veil of tomfoolery. Used in mocking manner.

Popularized in summer of 2024.

(If Person2 is experiencing slight latency issues, and is projected to experience extreme exponential growth of latency):
Person1: I will send packets!!!!!!!1111!
Person2: 😭
Person1: I WILL SEND 5000 GIGAHERTZ AND GIGASHITS
Person2: 😭
(If Person2 is already experiencing extreme latency):
Person1: I just sent packets
Person2: 😭

by crescending December 4, 2024

Poppy playtime grab pack

A playful nickname for twisted goob, from the game dandy’s world. It refers to how he literally grabs you like how you grab items in poppy playtime with the grab pack.

Person: OH GREAT HEAVENS

other person: oh god, it’s the poppy playtime grab pack.

by MirakatFursona February 3, 2025

The Freakin' Packet Yo

The Freakin' Packet Yo - First started by a student telling his teacher that she needed to stop giving them packets and that students learned face to face. It has gone on to mean you do not know something, usually followed by, "I learn face to face" to signify that you do not understand something others have just read or seen, you need to be told.

Friend: Hey, have you seen that we just made first contact with aliens!
You: No, I don't learn from The Freakin' Packet Yo, I learn face to face!

by HuzzB4Bruzz February 18, 2025

Zeno's Pack

A paradoxical concept pondered by many ancient trappers and philosophers refers to the idea that before a pack can reach the first sorting facility it must go halfway first. This cycle continues until the motion of the pack "unexists."

"Zeno's Pack is an interesting concept, but I believe its fault lies in the fact that it would require space and time to be infinitely divisible."

-Cali Plug(First Smoke of The Day Podcast, 2025)

by Ilovemid February 27, 2025