Dick me in the face

When you are overcum with emotion and don't know how to express yourself

Police officer: "You're under arrest for arsony while driving"

Me:"Dick me in the fucking face, Mr officer sir"

*Trump wins election*

Me: DICK ME IN THE FACE

by Rice master December 8, 2016

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free n' me

Short for "free and me". A type of attitude where you think you should get everything for free, and everything belongs to you. A person with the free n' me attitude rarely pays for anything, instead letting friends take care of the bill. In addition, a person with this attitude will assume that they are allowed to use anything a friend owns.

Usually a person with the free n' me attitude will act nonchalant about their actions, as if the free n' me attitude is something normal.

Syrus provided a case study of the free n' me attitude when he took 3 slices of pizza for free when everyone else had chipped in $5.

by matildafan101 January 5, 2009

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Pick me slave

The sumo of the slave world. The slave that always says “pick me master.” Which means they think they will get something extra out of being a simp to the master

Friend #1 “who wants to go get me another beer.”
Friend #2 “pick me I’ll do it.”

Friend #3 “shut the fuck up friend #2 you’re such a fucking pick me slave.”

by Charmaxxxx October 20, 2020

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