Chocolate kiss

The kiss-like mark you leave on toilet paper when you wipe your ass

I left a chocolate kiss

by I hate living in Indiana August 6, 2018

does the chocolate milk jiggle

when you have big double chin

“Hey, does the chocolate milk jiggle?”

“Yeah.” *Starts to grab double chin and wiggle it*

“Oh.”

by LynLikesToJiggle February 22, 2024

Chocolate Football

A bold and utterly outrageous move where one partner "hikes" a poop out their ass like a football, and the other partner attempts to "throw the pass" Bonus style points for form, a clean spiral, and enthusiastic touchdown celebrations afterward.

"Bro, last night she dared me to try the Chocolate Football, and let’s just say... I nailed the throw, but we need new sheets."

by Greyghost90 December 12, 2024

chocolate cloud

When you try to really hard to fart and it comes out as a cloud of shit.

Guy: Hey man I just chocolate clouded your mother!
Guy 2: What the fuck dude.

by Shidrizzlethelordoflot September 9, 2013

Italian Chocolate Freezie

When someone sucks Nutella off of your balls while rubbing ice cubes on your nipples.

Bro, she tried giving me an Italian Chocolate Freezie last night. It was different... But I do recommend.

by mikenike711 May 17, 2014

chocolate overload

When the amount of chocolate becomes unbearable yet unresistable simultaneously

He could not resist buying the 10 layer chocolate layer cake topped with chocolate sprinkles and chocolate whipped cream but he did anyway. He now sat on his couch, having reached chocolate overload.

by Nerdikles June 28, 2017

Air Chocolate

Air chocolate, also know as someones chocolate being softer than air, is slang for when someones shit is infested with tape worms.

"Yo, dude! My chocolates softer than air!"

"Yo dude, you should get that checked out since you probably have tape worms."

Air chocolate.

"Yeah youre right"

by coolguyhangoutdude April 5, 2021