mushroom baby

A child conceived through the act of intercourse, while engaged in a magical psilocybin adventure.

My gilt and I lost our egos together and did the heroes journey, 9 months later we had a mushroom baby.

by SCUM is my raver name! July 14, 2020

Baby Croc

The Baby Crocs are an army. You should fear them.
The Baby Crocs are a society. They love.
The Baby Crocs are fiends. You should care for them.

The Baby Crocs, they be rollin.

by Hootis July 30, 2020

Baby Drop

This occurs when a baby is dropped off either at a family members home or friends house and the mother or father immediately leaves with barely an explanation. The parent then returns at some point to pick up their child and repeats the process continuously.

My brother goes to our mother’s home to baby drop with barely any explanation and returns at a later date without concern for his baby.

by Newtothis August 16, 2020

Baby mama

Your baby mama is when you accidentally get a woman pregnant-- oopsie daisy-- but you two aren't together. If a pregnancy is the result of a one-night-stand, she's your baby mama and you are her baby daddy. Sometimes you two can agree to raise the child as single parents, but in cases like How I Met Your Mother (Barney's mom), the baby mama will raise the kid on her own.

Anyone: Wait, who's Delilah?

Me: she's my baby mama.

by notbarneystinson August 18, 2020

baby celery

cute. can beat you up if she can, might be too sweet for you xoxo deal w it

OMG ITS BABY CELERY HOW CUTE

by test tickles June 4, 2020

Baby Stank

It's when your baby smells bad but in a good way.

Ron like how that baby stank.

by babystank June 15, 2020

Word baby

A piece of writing that someone is so damned precious about that it takes on human qualities and is more important to them than members of their own family. Similar to 'fur baby' for a pet.

Get over yourself, it's an essay on crop rotation in the 14th century, not a word baby.

by declan1966 June 19, 2020