Kiss your best friend day
by Wlthiii May 4, 2022

by mpzy May 26, 2024

Person 1: Come here~
Person 2: why?
Person 1: so I can kick you in the balls ofc
Person 2: aw man its may 24th again...
Person 2: why?
Person 1: so I can kick you in the balls ofc
Person 2: aw man its may 24th again...
by Cheeseburgerman2425 May 24, 2024

Anyone who realises what they have just said or done has gone down like a lead balloon and does the May turn faster than Johan Cruyff.
I will be a difficult woman and push for a hard Brexit, no, I'm doing the May Turn please, please, please prop up my government.
by waynemeister June 10, 2017

What can I say about Ellen-may Knight. she is really only happy when food is in front of her. once i saw her push a old lady over and run away with all of her shopping.......because she was hungry! you may think she looks hot and sweet, but when you get to know the real Ellen-may knight you will think twice about asking her out and just staying good friends. :)
Ellen-may Knight
by tedd22 November 28, 2011

by AlfaSigmamale May 4, 2024
