timmy two wheels

someone that is very hard working, talented, and blessed. If you meet this man, you are very lucky. He is good at almost everything, and will make your wish comes true.
Guy 1: Who is that handsome young man over there?

Guy 2: Oh, are you talking about timmy two wheels?
by TimmyTwoWheels February 16, 2024
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Two-Pump Trump

Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.
“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.
by TRIMROOM May 08, 2024
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Type Two Suck

Type two suck is the kind of thing that you enjoy in the moment but grow to regret later.
Adam “Man that 3 last night showed me a good time but now I can’t believe I hit that
Jonathan “I get it, that’s some textbook type two suck
by Bigandgreedy101 May 22, 2025
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Two Point Conversion

When you already have one member of the opposite sex in the bag and you try to get another as well. This usually ends up with you loosing the one you already have. Chances of success are slim.
Corey was drinking at the bar one night with his friends. He found a chick to go home with but then got greedy and went for the two point conversion with a female fire fighter. He ended up going home with his right and left hands instead
by Phill Latio September 23, 2008
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Two Arm Stinky

The aftermath of spending the night of the bachelor party with the inflatable bonkin’ sheep
Jason ditched us and ended up with a two arm stinky
by Jenvoyant February 11, 2022
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Two cuhs (daddies)

Two young men that the women call daddy. The type of people to chill at bdubs or a kingdom for their whole lives. Women often are drawn over by how daddy they look. Cuhs like to drink trumoo while fighting in the octagon.
Girl 1"Dayummm girl it's the two cuhs (daddies)."
Girl 2 "let's go try to suck their cranks"
Girl 1 "cuhs, can we suck your cranks?"
Cuh 1 "maybe, but I got some more important things in my life."
Girl 2 "like what?"
Cuh 2 "ladies, we got trumoo, bdubs and 17 hoes waiting at the kingdom. That's your cue to go suck a different crank cuz ours are off limits."
by Barry McCockiner-Mouth September 14, 2017
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Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.
(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.
by Mathmoss November 08, 2018
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