bad news box

the mail box

" i was having a great day until i went to the bad news box and got some past due bill statments and a subpeona to court"

by E roch popadopalus August 11, 2008

New England Tea

A slang term for pot.

Example and Origin:

Professor: have you ever heard of that New England Tea?
...
Student: Is that a name for weed?
...
Professor: Oh, I mean long island tea.

by Constantly Confused October 2, 2013

Mud on the new Car

When the first time your Fucking a girl after she sucks your cock she leaves a mark on your Johnson.

Guy: MY MOMS GONNA KILL ME!!!!!
Girl: Why baby?
Guy: YOU GOT MUD ON THE NEW CAR!!!
Girl: How will she know?
Guy: This mark hurts like fuck. Shes gonna notice if every two minutes im rubbing my dick.

by Alessandro06121999 June 16, 2011

New Hampshire Heater

When two people in New Hampshire have no way to keep warm, so they continuously have sex until one of them dies

Adam: The New Hampshire Heater is how I wanna go
Billybob: You want to die in New Hampshire
Adam: Ehh... I guess not then.

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

new age fag

Someone born in the 2000's who is in turn faggy.

WOW, see that new age fag blasting his music out of his Bluetooth speaker in public? what a loser.

by charliebbean1 February 2, 2017

New York Roll

A fat roll of $100 bills. Typically carried in the front pocket and bound with a rubber band. Purposely displayed when paying a bill to establish the wealth of the person with the roll. Stereotypically used by Mafiosos.

Look at that Goomba paying for a lap dance with the New York Roll.

by mmHg May 6, 2009

new years peeve

Anything related to the New Year ahead,
including dumb definitions on the subject !

Oh my God !
Party whistles and silly hats heading
this way ! .
That,s a new years peeve - If ever I
saw one ! .

by E - FUMBLER January 1, 2009