vasectomy housing

In residential land use planning, a development which consists entirely of small apartments intended to house no more than two people each. The logic presumably is that, while landlords are severely restricted in their ability to turn prospective tenants away for having bred like crack-addled rabbits, they are able to turn people away if housing them would mean overcrowding a rental unit... so conveniently there are no units available with space for you and your hellspawn.

Nominally, while regulations vary between regions, the only opportunity for a slumlord to expressly declare a residential development "adults only" often is to force everything 55+ as a retirement or seniors' home. Vasectomy housing avoids the issue by building apartments small enough that there's really no room for all of these extra little people. While they won't say so publicly, local councils are well aware that building this sort of development means less burden on schools, playgrounds or other infrastructure.

by bitchuck September 20, 2024

Monster house

Let’s be honest, you hate when this happens.

Not another motherfucking monster house.

by Grovyle_The_Hero253 April 6, 2020

lake house trope

when you're reading fanfic and a lake house is mentioned at any point in it, you know you're about to get fucked up

"Chris could see Ethan sitting at the edge of the dock, legs dangling but not touching the water due to how tall the structure was." aw shit.... here we go again, it's another lake house trope

(taken from the "the lake house" by iohs on ao3)

by x_cosmic April 20, 2022

lamb house

A place where massive bangers are thrown.

Party at the Lamb House!!!!

by Macchio1 May 7, 2019

dip house

A house where you go see your little hoes ^*

I just left the dip house , My girl called and thought I was there .

by Aaron Johnsonn October 12, 2022

house music

julien loves house music.

julien: I LOVE HOUSE MUSIC
me: ME TOO

by YEET YEET IS A YEET August 29, 2021

Shanty House

1. A building inhabited by vagrants and/or squaters generally made from gathered materials ex (sheets of metal, plywood, plastic, cardboard etc.)

2. A dwelling place made with the homeless by the homeless and for the homeless.

Jim: "Dwight look at that homeless village"
Dwight: "No Jim... those are Shanty Houses"

by ShmexyHoneySauce December 21, 2019