Chocolate Gargoyle

To coat your body in a thick layer of feces (potentially multiple layers for a healthy coverage) and stand on the ledge of a tall building, allowing the sky-high breeze to softly harden the exterior over time.

Person 1: Hey, you coming to Yoga tonight?
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.

by guerns3ygargoil69420_leprevost October 9, 2023

Frosted chocolate chip cookie

when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef

“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”

by ddlovato April 23, 2023

Chocolate Giddyup

When you bet on a fart and you have to get up(giddyup) and run to the bathroom.

Remember that time you shit your pants? Yeah, I had to Chocolate Giddyup. What? I had to get up and run to the bathroom.

by pbpyrojust January 25, 2020

chocolate milk

for some odd reason, people praise chocolate milk as the best drink ever. and honestly, i agree.

"yo, pass me some chocolate milk bro. im thorsty

by doc of derp March 9, 2020

chocolate pill

poop. for real though.
what has chocolate color and a pill shape?

i need to use toilet because I need to get rid of my chocolate pill

by Impostor (sus) January 28, 2023

Chocolate Grill

When someone shits on your teeth.

I just ate the worst combination of chile and jalapeños.. lemme give you a chocolate grill!

by bruhmoment517394 December 29, 2019

chocolate

something gross.

1:"Wow this chocolate is so good!"
2:"Chocolate is gross!"

by frog_times December 25, 2021