Michael

A Michael is a niche of the male being that exhibits Michael specific forms of delayed developmental emotional and physical markers. Usually associated with stunted emotional intelligence and an ass like stubbornness that manifests itself in feeble attempts at communication amongst humankind, more specifically, womankind. Often also referred to as Gaslighting.

(i) Michael, works 60% of the time, every time…

(ii) I just dated a real Michael, gave up waiting for a call back 24 hours after he wanted to elope.

by DictionaryCorner1 October 13, 2022

Michael Xiang

Michael Xiang refers to someone who is a professional chinese, an extremely handsome lad, and has big voluptuous balls which everyone loves.

Person 1: ayo homie is that Michael Xiang?
Person 2: yeah bro fr that guy is so handsome and has some lovely balls

by hyqothetical October 24, 2022

Michael

A little guy, a small little sweetie

another name for a small dick

"he pulled down and pants and showed me his little michael"

by chillpickles October 30, 2022

Michael

a person who is cool

Michael is cool

by dude who is a person November 4, 2022

Michael

Annoying and won’t leave Maria alone

Michael won’t stop texting Maria

by anonymous November 6, 2022

Michael Jackson

Hee hee man

"Hee hee"

"Oh look it's Michael Jackson!"

by Heé November 7, 2022

Michael

A 'Michael' is a man who is superior to others, and is always praised by everyone. A Michael is a God from the early Greek times.

"Wow, he's such a Michael. I wanna praise him every day, he's so cool!"
"I know, right? He's such an awesome God, I wish I were him."

by every definition in the world November 7, 2022