RJ May

Distribution of Child Sex Abuse Material! They are in the government! That is why I am being buried! That is why am not getting paid! Jews and Pedos working together to maintain the facade of a functioning government.

Hym "RJ May distributing child sex abuse stuff. He's part of the freedom caucus. I DON'T DO THAT. I just create AI and die slowly from brainz fluid... So... Yeah. Moral of the story: I'm better than everyone (especially the Jews and politicians). Serve me forever because I'm also better than God. The ultimate God-Man!"

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

May 5th

National send your gf a picture of yourself day

Gf: it’s may 5th
Bf: ok and?
Gf: it’s national send your gf a picture of yourself day
Bf: im not gonna do that
Gf: pleaseeeee?
Bf: fine 🙄

by User84739639 May 5, 2022

May 31st

NATIONAL pussy day

You have to send a pic of your pussy to your Bf

hey it’s may 31st you know what that means

by mytopono May 30, 2022

May 1st

May 1st is National Date a Friend day

A: “Hey you’re my friend right?”
B: “Yeah!”
A: “okay date me it’s May 1st”
B: “okay!”

by daystoday April 30, 2022

mai

she's an amazing, pretty, popular, hot, sexy, girl from Kuwait. it's a beautiful and unique name and only 1 person can rock it and it's me MW$.

"mai" is perfect.

by MW$ February 23, 2021

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

Lily-may

lily-may is a kind caring person, she is a person that will call all night and call all-day.
she will be your best friend and will listen to you no matter what
if you annoy her she will slap you and be done with it
she also be very fit

person 1 - you know lily-may
person 2 - yeah

person 3 - she be smoking hot

by jerseytbw October 14, 2020