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Coolsville Sucks

Verb. To have one's words be used out of context for devious or unjust purposes. Often a practice of biased media sources, pundits, podcast hosts, etc.

Originated from the Cultural Masterpiece of Film titled "Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed"
Fred Jones: "No! Hey, you're doing that thing again where you take everything I say out of context! You're trying to make it look like I think Coolsville sucks! No! Don't record that!"

Heather Jasper Howe (Later that Evening in a News Broadcast): All Fred Jones had to say was:

"I think Coolsville sucks!"
by S. Strides May 18, 2024
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suck(s) and is/are bias

A phrase used to describe something that sucks.
Your park sucks and is bias.
by dj gs68 October 7, 2003
mugGet the suck(s) and is/are biasmug.

hoe sucking

The sucking of a prostitute's toes. Usually toes, but can also be the anus.
Pablo: Where's Juan?
Sanchez: He's in the bathroom hoe sucking, homes.
by Big Daddy Beef Cakes March 8, 2016
mugGet the hoe suckingmug.

Suck on the forks

To flip someone off or to give them the double bird. Often used while pulling the fingers.
Tors was annoying me so I told her to suck on the forks.
by Tors Powley October 31, 2008
mugGet the Suck on the forksmug.

suck scale

A tool used for measuring how much something or someone sucks,
I see you are at the high end of the suck scale.

Wow, that registers a 97 on the suck scale.
by Shartified June 20, 2022
mugGet the suck scalemug.

Suck

SUCK
by Ur moms feet January 26, 2023
mugGet the Suckmug.

Scrotum Sucking September

this is just no nut november but you need to suck balls everyday or get your balls sucked.
You have to do this everyday of September
Guy: Hey girl! Can you suck my balls?
Girl: Uh, no

She ventually lost Scrotum Sucking September
by iwatchtrishhentai696969 October 28, 2019
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