by poooosay December 13, 2023

Man: Me and my girlfriend had anal sex yesterday!
His friend: Oh cool! So you 2 basically had butt sex?
Man: Yep!
His friend: Oh cool! So you 2 basically had butt sex?
Man: Yep!
by im_stupid February 26, 2020

This is someone who makes make an absurd amount of commentary about your asshole, sometimes they are joking but sometimes you honestly don’t know. These are also the type of people who like to do nude yoga in the kitchen and will ask your opinions on their ass pics they take, and all you really want is just some peace in your life.
Person 1:Hey cover your booty hole here comes the anal analyzer!
Person 2: honestly she scares me, I’ve started wearing sunglasses and diapers anytime I’m around her
Person 2: honestly she scares me, I’ve started wearing sunglasses and diapers anytime I’m around her
by EuropeanRebirth2024 March 11, 2024

Example:
Friend: say something kinky
Friend #2: I'll suck your toes
Anal Cockstroke: I'll eat your cum.
Friend: say something kinky
Friend #2: I'll suck your toes
Anal Cockstroke: I'll eat your cum.
by Mr.Man777 January 7, 2017

The profession of checking a males anal cavities for space crabs by placing his nose inside the butthole.
by Big D*CK February 23, 2023

by Umm idk March 8, 2024

An anal fissures, much like AIDS, is most commonly found in gay males having sloppy and sometimes unprofessional sex. It commonly occurs when ya take it in da bumhole without having a plug in prior or without the use of lube.
by Dinkiedoer December 9, 2021
