anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

Spitting Anal

When you ejaculate in a female's asshole and it projectile launches back at your chest

"i just came in ur ass"
"here have it back, time for a spitting anal"

by Mylifeisfuckedup May 18, 2017

Anal splatter

It's where your anus splatter/bursts open

Me- oh no I went to hard her anal splatter her-(dead)

by Elijah's gay as fuck January 21, 2022

Anal solo and orchestra

Anal solo is when you put a kazoo into someone’s ass and blow into it.
On the other hand anal orchestra is when you put multiple kazoos into someones ass and blow into them.

Person 1: Yo what did you do with your partner on your date?
Person 2: We went out for dinner first, but then we went back to my place and I gave them some nice anal solo and orchestra.
Person 1: Ayo y’all crazy for doing that on the first date!

by Dan >:) August 13, 2022

Canadian Anal

When you fuck your partner in the ass from the front.

"Debbie, it's just so much more intimate when Daryl takes my ass while looking me in the eyes."
"Canadian Anal? It's the best."

by Funky Butt Lovin' 68 October 23, 2019

Anal failure

What happens when you take a really thick BBC up your ass

I heard he got diagnosed with anal failure he probably got fucked by Owen

by Nigga Griggs November 13, 2023

Anal Luge

The flowing of a poop at a high speed through the large intestine to the finish line.

Bruce: I think I just an Olympic record
Lisa: What are you talking about? You just pooped.
Bruce: I know, but that poop raced down the Anal Luge so fast that it must have crossed the finish line into the toilet as a new Olympic record.

by TrumpFucked August 3, 2019