two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none
“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
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two high holla

When someone is leaving. to bounce, to be out,
by J Rob March 24, 2008
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Juicy Two

When you have two people that are thirsty, wet or just sexy that you would want for a threesome or more
The both of you will be a great juicy two for my threesome, so are you in?
by berserker blabbermouth June 07, 2017
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Two trucks and a jimmy

What you load 16 people in and head to a live tv demo show.
Reporter: "how'd you all get here?"

Man answers: " Two trucks and a Jimmy"
by Msherwood91 July 19, 2017
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two man

when a girl wants to bring along her friend to hangout with her s/o so he brings a friend to not get cockblocked
jaden is the best at two mans 😜
by jjbbtkgkgk December 04, 2022
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Two man

When alex has a three way with one of his homies.
“You wana run a two man tonight bro?”

“Yoooo, shout out mdo!!!”
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Two man

When alex has a tree way with one of his homies.
“Hey bro you wanna run a two man tonight?”

Yoooooo, shout out mdo.”
by ryeguy19 November 24, 2024
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