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The Maguire Two Man

When two guys fuck a girl at the same time. Compared to your regular two man where there is two girls the Maguire two man is two guys and one girl at the same time!
“Brooo we could so give her The Maguire Two Man her ngl twin”
by Johnnie Walker + Trish Tate February 11, 2025
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Two door squat

opening both the front and back doors on your vehicle in order to "do your business" on the side of the road. Used to keep passing cars from seeing your exposed state.
Well now it was a long trip and I didn't wanna pull off the highway so I did a two door squat right off mile marker 234.
by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021
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two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything
to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014
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Mr Two Bites

This phrase is used to describe a legend who prove the doubters wrong.
‘You cant eat a pizza in two bites!!!’ Says jake (lower case cuz he wrong ). ‘ Slap me a million times if im wrong.’ -Mr Two Bites ‘dam u really are mr two bites’ EVERYONE
by Mr Two Bites March 16, 2025
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Canada, as a common wealth of France and England, is sucking the tit of two mothers.
by Tomsawyer_03 September 4, 2021
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H TWO O TWO

Every H TWO O TWO add and extra H and O
by qeedisawatermelon March 25, 2025
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Tampa two step

When a man dressed as a pirate gets kicked in the nuts multiple times.
I tried to pick up this fine ass ho during he Gasparilla parade, and that bitch gave me the Tampa two step.
by Igotsdamottz June 7, 2019
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