city of england

A great city where greats legends such as Nick Crompton originated.

Did you know that Adolf Hitler got fucked up by the City of England?

by FuccGoat August 5, 2017

Kansas City Splatters

1. The inevitable aftermath of eating any raw ocean fish as sushi or sashimi, in a landlocked area of any country. Applies equally to the explosive process out of the piehole or the one located at the yonder end of the alimentary canal.

2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.

1. Phanh-hang: “O no sweetie did you need me to grab you the Dude Wipes, or the Depends again?”

Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”

2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 26, 2025

Sus Lake City

If you live in Salt Lake City, and you have ever been in High School, you already know. People from here tend to be extra shady, very confusing, or act like nothing is wrong when something is.

Sometimes this can include going from someone wanting to be around you, to wanting to stay away from you. You'll ask if something is up and if they still want to spend time with you, they say they still want to but always make an excuse not to.

She's not going to be honest with you because this is Sus Lake City we live in.

by Lonely Stoner 801 August 19, 2017

City bear

Homeless people; hobos

We had to hang the porto-potties up so the city bears wouldn't sleep in them

by Doganbeebo January 3, 2022

Kansas City Shuffle

When a casino uses neural networks to influence poker tournaments or when someone defines a word on urban dictionary and ruins poker for every casino in the world.

Man: “ Whoa! Did that guy just pull the ‘ol Kansas City Shuffle and bankrupt a shitload of casinos? That ain’t retarded”

by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023

Simp City

An imaginary city, where the citizens are people that you simp for.

Who is in your simp city?

by lmaoofimaginebeingasimp March 27, 2022

The city of Kiel

A peaceful German city

The city of Kiel, won a competition sponsored by Nintendo last night. Every hobo on Earth ejaculated 100 gallons of semen within 24 hours in celebration of Kiel’s victory (Yes, I mean EVERY hobo, including your distant aunt from Tel Aviv).

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy October 27, 2021