chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.

There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill

by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024

Fired

A nigga with no bitches

“Fired has no bitches”

by Benjiro is not gay January 18, 2022

You're fired

That which the Australian people told Kevin Rudd in 2013

Kevin Rudd: Julia Gillard, you're fired!
Synonyms: be gone, you're outta here, get out

by EvanC7 November 27, 2023

Fire setters

The program that taught me to smoke cigarettes at age 2 years and made me a genocide survivor protected by law under the woman protection act 1960, the 2008 child soldiers protection act, the 1948 laws on police ethics, the 1979 torture prevention acts, the 1991 zero tolerance laws, and the 2001 anti terrorism act, and lastly the Torture (18 U.S.C. Section 2340A of Title 18, of the northern astronautical space association privy, and the warcrime survivors act 1938 as mustard gas got in my bowl years ago. Mustard seeds suck in weed.

Fire setters used manipulative assault in 1993 causing bodily harm to genetically mutate me and cause cancer 5 times in the name of cancer prevention and stole my mom's breast and left it incomplete then monumentalized her illness with a tribunalable warcriminal insult to my mom and her fight against cancer, and their using ignorance as a defense, right? K.c.w.g.

by Cody5050 February 19, 2022

friendly fire

Refers to where a dragon uses its most famous capability to assist others in a positive and healthy way, such as to warm them up, light a stove or grill, etc.

Da heroic act of Pete's dragon in igniting da lighthouse's damp burner-wick is a classic example of friendly fire.

by QuacksO January 24, 2023

On fire 'a bit'

When it's not quite cook a burger hot, but still a bit toasty

I think that car is on fire 'a bit'

by Markkk12345 December 1, 2022

Cold-Fire Argument

A regular argument in which the general topic at hand is unimportant but is still treated as if it actually is in some aspect, usually by the person/people who initially sparked the conversation in the first place. In most cases Cold-Fire Arguments get extremely heated for no other reason for the sake of the discourse rather than the actual topic.

"Why did we even decide to go along with that whole conversation last night? We got nowhere I ended with a shitty feeling afterward."

"It was a Cold-Fire Argument, that's why."

by Slimebacker January 18, 2022