Volcanic rim job

covertly coating ones tongue and then perfoming a rim job on the unknowing victim.

Shawn: So, I heard that paul got revenge on his girl.

Dave: How did he do that?

Shawn: He got her with a Volcanic rim job.

Dave: That's disgusting!!

by Dirty roomie February 24, 2009

S.J. (suck job)

another term for getting oral pleasure on your wong-dong .

another way of saying blowjob

1.) My girl gave me the best S.J. (suck job) last night!!! i splooged everywhere!

2.)I payed some slutty cunt to give me dome. Best suck job ever!

by 420tards July 23, 2011

hand me job

when your older sibling gives you a hand job much like a hand me down

thank god kelly was around to give me a hand me job that family vacation was boring

by the friendly farmer April 7, 2011

Alaskan Paint Job

Receiving a lap dance and the stripper leaves a skid mark behind.

I went to the strip club for a lap dance and ended up leaving with an Alaskan Paint Job.

by tj2x May 12, 2011

Blow Job Bait

This is when you go to a party and are holding cocaine with the intention of only using it to attract coke sluts so they give you blow jobs.

John: hey joe I heard you got the white, let's do some lines!
Joe: sorry BQ this is Blow job bait tonight.

by hammer6290 July 18, 2014

Two Man Job

A Two Man Job is the description of when a girl/man is too big for a singular person to handle, therefore relying on the help of a friend to get the job done.

How’d you get on with that Becca bird last night?

Don’t get me started, she was a two man job so I had to get Josh in to help!

by Baldemort April 12, 2021

turkish smurf job

When a turk tricks u into eating 1 of those joke sweets that turns your mouth ridiculously blue. You, in revenge, immediately seduce him and begin to give him a blowjob, but before climax you stop, withdraw your mouth and shove a tiny white smurfs hat over his bell end. Resulting in a sexually frustrated randy turk, with a dick that looks like papa smurf.

Akan "yea i though sarah was guna give me some of the good stuff, but my dick fully got turkish smurf jobbed"

by charlie29 November 13, 2009