Milk Invitation

An invitation made at the last minute, to a far place, knowing no one can make it.

“Did Phil invite you over to watch the game?”
“Yes, I received a Milk Invitation 20 minutes before it started”

by Mentallyswipingleft August 25, 2019

cereal milk

to ejaculate around breakfast time

i totally cereal milked on my girlfriend this morning

by pancakeshoes13 July 13, 2012

Mommies Milk

An undying thirst for diversity of the mouth

When I see Mommies Milkers I want Mommies milk!

by Iwantmilk May 28, 2023

Madar milk

A useless time waster from madar

E.g look at that cunt milk time on that job

Must of drank his madar milk!!

by Cdbbdc November 22, 2025

spill milk

spilling milk is the act of excessively simping over a fictional character. it can be any type of simping and any character as long as they are fictional.
people who spill milk are often seen by everybody as degenerates. which is true most of the time
it can also mean to ejaculate after fapping to a fictional character

if you see one of your friends spill milk for a highschooler you might want to stay away from them

by Thanks for the Backshots March 22, 2025

milking chair

A concept from an artwork originating from rule 34‚ the milking chair is used by futas so that their dick can be sucked. Also my dog died.

Person 1: I love our new milking chair. Person 2: Same‚ it's almost as good as the Travis Scott meal.

by IdealisticMarbles October 5, 2022

jelque milk maxxing

jelque milk maxxing, is an technique where you jelque, while edging. Resulting in an whipped cream like texture.
This can diminish your ability to edge (If not done correctly).

"Im jelque milk maxxing, dad! Dont distract me." - Max (lost his ability to edge)

by jelque king May 11, 2024