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Gonorsyphilitas Simplex G

A form of STD contracted by the Green Weenie or other variations there of (see Green Weenie) that saps moral, motivation and any desire to move forward in life.

Often contracted after being thrown under a bus, screwed over, Blue falconed (see Blue Falcon) by higher ups, bosses, coworkers and other faculty that may be equal or above your pay grade for their own benefit or amusement.

Most commonly contracted by Military Personnel, Tradesman, Working class laborers, Low income Workers, "Expendable" contractors and personnel lowest on the totem pole within a corporation or business.

Shortened versions: Simplex G, GPSG, GON-G (pronounced GONG)
"This field op has given me Gonorsyphilitas Simplex G, I just don't give a fuck about about this place or anything anymore."

"I have to call into work tomorrow due to a Simplex G infection, it has left me rather ill."

"You're new here? Be careful about the GPSG virus going around, otherwise you might not last long here."

"Working those sixteen hour shifts the last three days after getting fucked over by Ole' Mr. Bumblefuck got me itching with a serious case of the GONG virus. I seriously give up on this place."
by RavnHawk January 21, 2018
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O G homo

the strain that you tell someone who just started smoking when they ask "what strain is this?"
If someone thinks their sick because they smoke now and they tell you that they smoked some O G homo, then you know they're a joke
ex:1 light weight: dude this is some fire. what strain is this ?
real smoker: bro this some O G homo

ex:2 light weight: dude i just coped some O G homo and my dealer grinded it up for me
real smoker: dude thats some shake
by sleeeeper July 31, 2013
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g string theory

The law of physics that dictates that eyes will be more drawn to a g string than normal panties.
Teacher: "Class, the God particle..."
Ernie: "Whatever teach! Let's talk about g string theory and how Ashley's got it goin' on!!"
Teacher: "Right on, Ernie!"
by von groovy June 23, 2019
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sir Mike G

by 2132213221322132213221322132 January 26, 2023
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G. Y. A. B

Short for "Get your Ass Beat"
Ex. Bitch keep playing with me and you go fuck around and GYAB.

G. Y. A. B is a word used for fighting
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on the dairy free G

something a friend of mine from college says, meaning 'in all seriousness'; whenever you are using the phrase, put an emphasis on the G because it makes it more of a statement
"On the dairy free G I need to get my shit together!"
by feliciathegoat1 November 13, 2019
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zero-g snow

When a man ejaculates in space and let’s the resulting semen float around in the air for a while.
Captain Jack ejaculated into the crew sleeping area, allowing the rest of the crew to wake up to some zero-g snow.
by The Big Toast October 11, 2020
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